Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...