Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...