Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Women seeking men
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Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...