The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...