Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...