M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...