worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...