Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...