Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...