Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...