Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...