What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...