Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...