Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...