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There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
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I’m Hungry
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picking up a woman in a laundromat
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Peanuts
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On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Uncommon Perversions
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