Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows