Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...