Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....