Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.