Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!