A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.