Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...