Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...