The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
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Never say it at work
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Scared sleeping
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50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
I’m going to a lecture
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The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...