Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...