Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...