To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...