What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Lost far from a home
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Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain’t Prince...