I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.