The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...