Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...