A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
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Mind over matter!
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Top 10 Halloween Things…
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Elephants VI
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Roadkill again?
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