Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...