What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....