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What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...