No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...