The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...