Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...