Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...