Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...