A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...