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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...