What does a lion call a antelope?
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Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
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A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
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