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Rejection Letter Form
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Chinese plane crash
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Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...