Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!