Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...