Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....