DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
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Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...