May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...