In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...